Bad Date...

This will likely be a series of "bad date" stories, but had to share this one:

My friend calls me up in hysterics to tell me about the date she had. It had gone really well, and the guy seemed cool and he was nice and they were having such a good time that they decided to go back to her house to spend more time together. So to paint a picture, they're on her couch and they start kissing. He was apparently very into it because the next thing she knew he had his pants and boxers around his ankles and was taking care of himself right then and there! She freaked out told him to put it away and leave. They haven't spoken again since.

Um...can you blame her??!! WHO DOES THAT?!