Friday, May 14, 2010

Time to break up!

On my morning radio show they have a segment where people call in and share what is going on in their lives. This particular one was a woman telling a story about a phone call she received...

The woman was working at the Humane Society in the Midwest somewhere (I believe Indiana, but I am not sure and it frankly doesn't matter) and received a phone call with the question "is it illegal for humans to have sex with animals" and of course the answer she gave was yes. The gentleman on the other end of the phone sounded very uneasy when he said "that's what I thought, so what do you do if you know of a situation like that?" Rightly so, the woman said she was flabbergasted (when recounting the story on the radio) and asked him to elaborate. He told her that he had video footage of a woman having sex with numerous farm animals including a horse, a donkey, a pig and others. The woman asked the gentleman how he came about this footage and he replied "she's my girlfriend."

The gentleman apparently followed his girlfriend and caught her on tape because it was impossible for him to wrap his mind around the fact that the woman he's been with for numerous years was doing something like that. He showed the tapes to the Humane Society woman and she asked how this situation came about. That was when the gentleman told her he first became suspicious when he and his Jack Russell Terrier both had the same STD!

REALLY?!? Who in the world does that?!?!

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