Have you ever been this drunk?

This brings so many questions to mind, I am honestly not quite sure where to begin... why was she intoxicated if she is breast feeding? how drunk was she to get arrested? what made her think this was a good idea? and last but certainly not least - who does this?!?!?

Woman charged in breast milk assault on jailer
Sun Mar 7, 1:04 pm ET

OWENSBORO, Ky. – A woman in jail for public intoxication was accused of assaulting a jailer by squirting breast milk at her. WYMT-TV reported that a 31-year-old woman was arrested Thursday on a misdemeanor charge of public intoxication. But as she was changing into an inmate uniform, she squirted breast milk into the face of a female deputy who was with her.

The woman now faces a felony charge of third degree assault on a police officer. Her bond was set at $10,000.